Thanksgiving has come and gone with a bang. Now on to the festive Christmas season, or in my case, the start of the most random, awkwardest conversations/comments ever. Sunday, I was in attendance at an NFL game. A fantastically glorious game, but nonetheless this post isn't about football. While we were waiting for the game to start I decided it would be an awesome time to have a snack. I was starving, so I casually started to eat a healthy snack, an apple. Which aroused the start of a conversation about prostitution because apparently the apple is an energy food, commonly eaten by prostitutes. So, lucky me, I was eating a tried and proven energy food. Wooohoo!!
The next day a friend decided to text me his random dream: Apparently, he had been traveling in dreamland, and had made it to Angelina Jolie & Jimmy Kimmel's private hotel. Luckily for him, Jimmy was out of town. Angelina had not only drugged, but seduced him. Needless to say, he had been pimped out of his own volition. ...I wonder if he ate an apple.
Regardless, this is the start of my week. Interesting...
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